Since it was a Baptist Church in Eldorado, Texas that assisted the Texas CPS in stealing over four hundred (400) children from their parents I thought it would be appropriate to provide you with the latest news about Baptist activity in that area of the nation.
Our Spurious Reporter* in Eldorado Texas overheard this conversation between the local Baptist Preacher and one of the members of his church.
So what’s the problem with your daughter?
Well, she doesn’t do anything I tell her. She wears her great-grandmother’s clothing and claims virginity is something to save for her future husband.
How could she possibly think such a thing?
Well, she’s been reading the Bible a lot lately.
How in the world did she get a Bible? Don’t tell me. She got hold of both the New and the Old Testaments?
That’s right, she got that Jew Bible, the Old Testament, but certainly not from our church. You only hand out New Testaments and your own books and writings. You never supply a new believer with an entire Bible. When a young person responds to the alter call you do your best to make them a member and get them into activities with the youth group. That’s where my daughter belongs, with a bunch of young boys who’ve got more testosterone than they can handle. We can’t trust the Bible to steer her right. We’ve got to get her in with some good Christian boys.
That’s true, but I still don’t understand. What’s gotten into your daughter to cause her to read the Bible and to save her virginity as a gift for her future husband.
I don’t know Preacher. I just can’t put a handle on it. We’ve brought her up right. We even took her to the doctor so she could get on the pill but she refuses to take it. And then you remember how she had an allergy to Ritalin? The doctor says she can’t be put on any mind controlling drugs and we haven’t been able to stop her religious urges and it’s getting worse. She’s going off to Bible meetings every night.
Ah, sounds like she’s in some kind of cult.
Yeah, cult. That’s it. They rent the local Methodist church when it’s not in use.
Oh, you’ve got to be kidding! A cult is meeting at the Methodist church? What do they call themselves?
Let’s see now, oh yes, Bible believing Christians, that’s it. They’re Bible believing Christians. They’ve even got a website.
Well, here’s the plan. You just call up Texas Child Protective Services and tell them that you truly believe that your daughter became a woman on the day she had her first menstrual cycle. They’ll come over and pick her up and put her with a good family, one that believes in fornication, adultery, and homosexuality. Oh, don’t worry about your safety. They won’t touch you. It’s the children they want.
Note: Note:Both the Old Testament and the New Testament are God’s word. If you or your church teach that the Old Testament is of less value than the New Testament then it is very likely that you are a Jew hater and that you consider the people of the Old Testament to be less human than those born after the New Testament was written. Repent!
Copyright 2008 – Don Milton – All Rights Reserved
Pastor Don Milton is an Evangelical Christian
There is a huge difference between FLDS Mormon Welfare Wife Polygamy and Christian forms of marriage. In FLDS Mormon Welfare Wife Polygamy, the man uses marriage primarily for two things, to attain a higher level in heaven (good luck) and to receive goodies from the government to support his wives.* Most Christian polygamists, such as myself, want to do away with welfare entirely whereas most FLDS and similar Welfare Wife Polygamists want to milk the taxpayers for all they can get. If you are an FLDS Mormon living polygamously and your family receives absolutely no welfare benefits then please write me and I will amend this article.
2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
If we eliminate all welfare we will rid ourselves of those who will not work and force them to integrate into the real world. This would do much to bring the non-Christian polygamists (including Muslims) out of isolation and would improve the lives of the women who are married to them. It might also cause women who are bound by the chains of fornication and harlotry to repent and come out of their apartments and into the workplace and become chaste members of society. Finally, it would put the churches on notice that it is the church and not the government that is to provide assistance to those who turn to God and need rehabilitation.
Like most social ills, the cure is not more laws and regulations; the cure is less government programs that turn people into dependent classes.
I’d like to know why the government is so concerned about all the FLDS Mormon Welfare Wife Polygamists and shows no concern whatsoever about the tens of thousands of Muslim Welfare Wife Polygamists who reside in urban areas. Anyone who has been to Seattle lately will see them all over the streets of Rainier Valley. The FLDS Mormon Welfare Wives wear long dresses and bonnets. The Muslim Welfare Wives wear coverings over their entire bodies except for their eyes. Which sounds more abusive to you?
Polygamist: One who practices polygamy, or maintains its lawfulness.
Welfare/Goodies* Food Stamps, WIC, Federal Housing
Evidence that those living in Hillsdale, Arizona (an FLDS community) are receiving Food Stamps and WIC at a rate many times higher than the general population of Arizona was reported in a 1998 article by Salt Lake Tribune Investigative Reporter, Tom Zoellner.
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